About a month ago Samantha and I e-mailed The Guide Horse Foundation to express our interest in purchasing an anti-feeling guide horse just in case one or both of us ever goes blind.
Did anyone ever warn you that masturbating will make you go blind? Not true! The truth is sitting around thinking about your feelings will make you go blind. I swear.
Unfortunately The Guide Horse Foundation did not take our inquiry seriously and despite the obvious sincerity of our e-mail has yet to respond to our questions. So I figured I'd share that unanswered e-mail with our readers. Enjoy.
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hi,
i was wondering a few things about seeing eye horses and i didn't see the questions in the faq section. so i figured it couldn't hurt to ask.
1. why do the horses wear those funny shoes? is that choice solely up to the owner or do the shoes have some sort of seeing eye function?
2. is there a wide range of shoes out there to choose from for horses? i am a pretty big shoe lover, mostly nikes, and if i got a mini-horse i'd like to coordinate my shoes with the horses shoes. are there any websites where i can purchase nike dunks for mini-horses?
3. is there some sort of brochure i could order in the mail to receive more information about seeing eye horses? i really like brochures.
thank you.
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